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Tuesday 15 March 2011
Wednesday 23 February 2011
Me Tarzan, You Jane!
"Can I come?"
"Suppose so, just don't get in the way"
"You look like a monkey!"
"No, I look like Tarzan!"
"Stand back, this is too technical for girls"
"Why?"
aarh aarh arh aaarh arh"
"aarh arrh arh aaarh arh
"Omph!"
"IMPRESSIVE!!"
"IMPRESSIVE!!"
Tuesday 15 February 2011
Limping in Second!
I'm dressed as a Pirate with a monkey on my shoulder,
it's something I'd like to be when I'm a little older.
Maybe I'll sail away and find some buried treasure,
bring it back, settle down and live a life of leisure.
Its not fair! Ian has won, and now he's laughing at me
I can't imagine what he'll become, he's come dressed as a tree!
I can't imagine what he'll become, he's come dressed as a tree!
So that's where Big Ted went - Traitor!! |
Friday 11 February 2011
Fetch out the Bath
I'd played on the muck stacks and come home 'black bright'
Mi Mum got the bath out and its not Friday night!
It lived on a peg at the top of our cellar
But sat by the fire when it was bad weather
I'd splish splash about and make quite a din
The fire kept the bath hot because it was tin!
A bath in the kitchen? You'd think there'd be troubles
but I was discreet, because of the bubbles!
Bubbles |
Muck Stacks = http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/481952
'Black Bright' = covered in shiny black coal dust
Sunday 6 February 2011
Old Remedy
I've got a wheeze, a sniffle and sneeze,
a cough too, and I'm thinking I'm sick
I've gone to see Granny,
and because she's so canny
she slaps on a poultice right quick.
If that doesn't ease, she gets out the goose grease
and splothers me head to toe.
It does no good to me,
just makes me oilee
and dogs follow where ever I go!
a cough too, and I'm thinking I'm sick
I've gone to see Granny,
and because she's so canny
she slaps on a poultice right quick.
If that doesn't ease, she gets out the goose grease
and splothers me head to toe.
It does no good to me,
just makes me oilee
and dogs follow where ever I go!
Goose Grease Granny |
Goose Fat Information Service link!!!
Saturday 5 February 2011
My Uncle Ken
Friday 4 February 2011
Stanier 'Black 5'
With tremendous roar the Black Five exploded from the tunnel,
with fire, steam, soot and smoke blasting from its funnel.
The Express train raced toward me, the bridge began to shake;
but I was standing very still, ready to accept my fate.
It was getting closer still, my heart began to race
"Thats just Brilliant" I shout, a smile across my face.
The Black Five passed beneath, just inches from my feet
and covered me with soot and steam - that was a proper treat!
Stanier 'Black 5' |
Link for more on the Stanier 'Black 5'
Thursday 3 February 2011
Granddad, That's not a Sixpence!
When going to the shops one day
my Granddad found a tanner;
and ever since we passed that way
we'd bend down in his manner.
We didn't mind what people thought
or if they found it strange.
We knew that one day we would find
some more lost loose change.
He'd prod things with his walking stick
at things I'd think were funny
from bottle tops to bubble gum,
saying 'Where there's Muck, there's Money'
So I'd follow close behind him
and try to do the same.
He made me laugh my Granddad
and we often played that game.
"Wotcha found Granddad?" |
'Tanner' = small silver coloured coin equivalent to six pre-decimal old pennies (sixpence) worth about two and a half decimal pence or 12 cents and withdrawn as currency in 1971.
Wednesday 2 February 2011
Great Expectations
Super duper Mini Cooper,
excellent Steam Roller,
Half a pound of Sugar Mice,
Bubble Gum and Cola.
Thats the Lucky Bag I'd like.
But its not the one I bought.
Mine contained some chalky sweets
and a tiny plastic goat!
Thaddeus 'playing the goat'! |
Monday 31 January 2011
Go Faster Dad!
My Dad has oiled my stabilizers,
now my bike goes faster.
He didn't take the tether off
we're heading for disaster.
Round and round the bandstand
of his cries I take no heed,
for I am having none of it
Saturday 29 January 2011
Dam Buster
I've now upset the 'Parky',
I've gone and built a dam.
He's waving at me through the trees,
What a silly man
He said it's irresponsible
and not to try my luck.
I told him that I'm sorry,
and blamed it on the duck!
Dam Building Duck
Handmade by Granny
I've got a balaclava.
It's made from scratchy knitting.
It's handmade by my Granny,
and causes endless itching.
I have to wear it everyday.
'Specially when it's cold.
Granny says it suited me,
but then she's very old!
Proud Granny |
Thursday 27 January 2011
Intruder Fast Approaching
My cat hates the dog next door
he's gone to steal its dinner.
when cunning and size is on his side,
there can only be one winner!
Window of Opportunity |
Sunday 23 January 2011
Alien Abduction
No one believed Froggella when she claimed her children were taken away by Aliens!
Alien Abduction by Jam Jar |
Thursday 20 January 2011
I saw a Tiddler....
My bathing costume was knitted.
Imagine the shock that I felt
when getting it wet for the first time,
I discovered I needed a belt!
Monday 17 January 2011
Bearcat 4x4
I've got a great trolley.
It goes one mile per lolly,
home made from a plank and a door.
Its got some old pram wheels,
shows a clean pair of heels,
Sunday 16 January 2011
The Girl from Next Door
There's a shout up from Mum
"Are you still up there Son?
Its Jane, she's come round to play".
"But she's wearing rouge
and her Mother's Red Shoes
You think I'm playing? - NO WAY!!!!"
Saturday 15 January 2011
He Sent for Plans, and Everything!
My Dad, he made me a present,
It's attached by a spring to the door.
It's designed for kids that are lonely,
and it's called 'The One Boy See-Saw'
Friday 14 January 2011
Cat Scene Investigation
There's a bird on our step
that's suspiciously dead,
Left by a cat who is cunning.
While investigating the scene
he'd crept in unseen
and was helping himself to our pudding!
Thursday 13 January 2011
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