Go Faster Dad!

My Dad has oiled my stabilizers,

now my bike goes faster.

He didn't take the tether off

we're heading for disaster.

Round and round the bandstand

of his cries I take no heed,

for I am having none of it

and just increase the speed!

Lets Go Faster Dad!

Dam Buster

I've now upset the 'Parky',

I've gone and built a dam.

He's waving at me through the trees,

What a silly man

He said it's irresponsible

and not to try my luck.

I told him that I'm sorry,

and blamed it on the duck!

Dam Building Duck

Handmade by Granny

I've got a balaclava.

It's made from scratchy knitting.

It's handmade by my Granny,

and causes endless itching.

I have to wear it everyday.

'Specially when it's cold.

Granny says it suited me,

but then she's very old!

Proud Granny

Intruder Fast Approaching

My cat hates the dog next door

he's gone to steal its dinner.

when cunning and size is on his side,

there can only be one winner!

Window of Opportunity

Alien Abduction

No one believed Froggella when she claimed her children were taken away by Aliens!

Alien Abduction by Jam Jar

I saw a Tiddler....

My bathing costume was knitted.

Imagine the shock that I felt

when getting it wet for the first time,

I discovered I needed a belt!

Bearcat 4x4

I've got a great trolley.

It goes one mile per lolly,

 home made from a plank and a door.

Its got some old pram wheels,

shows a clean pair of heels,

and powered by Jane, who is four!

The Girl from Next Door

There's a shout up from Mum

"Are you still up there Son?

Its Jane, she's come round to play".

"But she's wearing rouge

and her Mother's Red Shoes

You think I'm playing? - NO WAY!!!!"

 

He Sent for Plans, and Everything!

My Dad, he made me a present,

It's attached by a spring to the door.

It's designed for kids that are lonely,

and it's called  'The One Boy See-Saw'

 

Cat Scene Investigation

There's a bird on our step

that's suspiciously dead,

Left by a cat who is cunning.

While investigating the scene

he'd crept in unseen

and was helping himself to our pudding!

Only Child's Best Friend!

  I had a cat called Thaddeus,

He taught me how to fight.

He singed his fur on our open fire,

but we put him out at night!

 He used to jump onto my pram,
just staring, if you please!
I gave him all my baby milk,
 he gave me all his fleas! 

Thaddeus - Crafty Cat