Limping in Second!

I'm dressed as a Pirate with a monkey on my shoulder,

it's something I'd like to be when I'm a little older.

Maybe I'll sail away and find some buried treasure,

bring it back, settle down and live a life of leisure.

Its not fair!   Ian has won, and now he's laughing at me
 I can't imagine what he'll become, he's come dressed as a tree!

So that's where Big Ted went - Traitor!!